Here are the Top 10 Reasons For Reading The Philippine Onion.
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10. Discover why the URL has an “s” and the name doesn’t.

9. You can’t tell the serious stories from the real ones.

8. You want to become part of a grand tradition: the few, the proud, the pathologically confused.

7. Because humor has coexisted with politics and religion since Balaam conversed with his ass. (Numbers: 23)

6. You may go to hell if you don’t (for the Catholics and Muslims in the crowd).

5. There are no dirty pictures (with the sole exception of commiedyan’s pic, which is not to be confused with the ass in Numbers 23).

4. Nobody will tell you to “Back Off”

3. Your mother told you not to.

2. You can discover the only person in your area likely to go on a date with you (based on their demographic profile of roughly 1.8 readers per municipality in the NCR).

1. If you go there and never come back, your name and contact information will be given to an El Shaddai telephone prayer counselor who believes you’re a billionaire with three months to live.

Credit: Inspired by the Wittenburg Door whence I stole a bunch of these.